I was out to dinner with my friend, @KatieBisbee, one night and we both started laughing simultaneously while checking our BlackBerrys. And it turned out, we both were reading a tweet from @WadeToBlack.
Some of the funniest things I get on my Twitter stream are from @WadeToBlack.
Sometimes I fantasize about never having to work but then I remember I don’t like talking to people so I would totally suck at panhandling.
Not everybody wants to rule the world, Tears for Fears. Me? I’d be happy just ruling this couch for the rest of the night.
At the bank, I noticed my wife’s signature is slowly morphing into mine. It’s clearly part of her diabolical plan to bilk me of my hundreds.
If you’re trying to import your own candy into a movie, there are wiser choices than boxes of Nerds. Might as well had maracas in my shorts.
My birthday this year falls on Thanksgiving. I really hate sharing it with a major holiday. Now I know how Jesus feels.
Our pediatrician told us our daughter is trending to be 5’10″. A blond-hair, blue-eyed, 5’10″ teenage girl. I’m going to need a bigger cage.
I…like…big…WORDS and I cannot obfuscate the veracity of my proclamation.
Naturally I had to find out what the deal is. Where does he get this stuff? Is he making it all up? What’s with the big words? What’s his secret?